Colorful Colorado!
Indian Peaks Wilderness
DV8 and Meriweather's epic 7.5 hour ride in the
heart of the backwoods Colorado, somewhere
west of the City of Boulder.
Stardate 06/02/02, 0830hours:
We met at Hippy Rock, and rode south into the
great unknown. This galaxy, mostly frequented by
the perveyors of the evil empire and their leader,
Dearth Motor, is vastly unknown to the average Pilot.
ATV Stoopid Troopers of all kinds swarm
this galaxy, looking for unsuspecting Pilots to rail upon
(not to mention the countlesscute bunnies and
squirrels and deer and elk they run over, shoot at, or at least chase after.)
We entered the the land of the unknown on 32x18's
to explore the depth of this land. What we saw shocked
and amazed us...we will never be the same.
We saw Pilots dismemebered and their heads staked to their
craft's seatposts. Ten pilot craft burning
in a fire with sign of Dearth Motor everywhere. What
was once an unspoiled land, is now partially
thrashed by the evil Dearth Motor and his followers.
The stain of their ancestors favorite activity,
mining (digging incessantly for rocks that rich
people wear), is still seen all over these woods.
Naboo is no longer...we must save it from the evil empire.
Here are some of our findings.
DV8 rides the Flume, in hot persuit of a Stoopid
Trooper, guns set for castrate.
Stoopid Trooper toilet...notice nowhere for
it to go.
a Welcome sign, look close.
Up mine
Quality contruction
What the hell is this stuff? Before
the EPA.
Lovely red water, wanna drink from this spring?
(this IS really spring water!)
When I got home, this is what I saw...
they are after us...send in the clones.
the sign said, "Die singlespeed elitest SCUM!"